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Last Updated: 01 July 2010, 12:00 GMT

19 Story/Article & 17 Greeting Card Markets


This page contains Pro, Paying & 4theLuv markets. Read the complete guidelines carefully before submitting. Try to read at least one issue to get a feel for what is wanted. If in doubt contact the editor. US ($), UK (£), or EU (€) currency are used unless otherwise noted. Addresses are US unless noted otherwise. These listings are provided in good faith with the belief the info is correct, but Ralan.com accepts no responsibility for any errors or omissions in them. The fact that an entry is listed here is no guarantee that said entity will ever publish anything. Contact with any editor or publisher is at the contributor's own risk. Ralan.com encourages all potential contributors to do a web search of the editor's and/or publisher's name before submitting to them. Each visitor assumes all risk associated with the use or misuse of the information here.


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- THE LISTINGS -

Click on Publication Title for Full Guidelines
Click on E-subs: LINE for Submission Details

The editor's e-mail link is for Info/Queries only if marked (Q),
... and the E-subs address(es) will found in the guidelines.
The e-address is for Info/Queries & E-subs if marked
(QS)


   
  • ADBUSTERS - bimonthly print; politically oriented sf, humor (fic/nonfic/poem/art/audio/video). Pay: unknown (thought to be pro). Words: <2k. RT: months (does NOT respond to rejects!). Reprints: query. E-subs: YES. (S).   [Top]

     
  • ANDROMEDA SPACEWAYS INFLIGHT MAGAZINE (ASIM) - bimonthly print; sf/f/h, keyword: fun (fic/nonfic/poem/art). Pay: 1.25AU¢/word (AU$20 min.), AU$10 for poetry & Flash. Words: <10k (<20k for subscribers & Aus/NZ writers). RT: <7 months. Reprints: query. E-subs: ONLY. (Q).   [Top]

     
  • AWEN ONLINE - irregular webzine, most genres & humor (flash/poem), themes. Pay: exposure. Words: <1k. RT: <6 weeks. Reprints: yes. E-subs: YES. (QS).   [Top]

        MARKET NOTE - 02Aug08: print publication suspended & submissions closed until further notice; monthly contests continue
  • BYLINE - monthly print; mainstrm/lit/genres, humor okay (fic/nonfic/poem). Pay: variable scale +1-year subscription, poetry=1 copy. Words: <3k (shorter is better). RT: not given. Reprints: no. E-subs: POETRY ONLY! (Q).   [Top]

      *No 'C' listings at this time*
       
  • DEFENESTRATION - biannual (nonfic year-round) webzine; humor, any genre (fic/nonfic/poem/art/comics/flash video). Pay: exposure. Words: <4k (nonfic=2k). RT: <1 week. Reprints: yes. E-subs: ONLY. (QS).   [Top]
    Fiction/Poem Reading Periods: 20Dec-5Apr; 20Apr-5Aug; 20Aug-5DecDeadline: 1st Issue Debut:

     
  • DEMOCKERACY - weekly webzine; current event & political satire (nonfic/op/ed). Pay: 2 prizes of $15/$50, others exposure. Words: 175-500. Reprints: yes. E-subs: ONLINE FORM ONLY. (Q).   [Top]
    Contests Begin: every TuesdayDeadlines: every Monday

      *No 'E' listings at this time*

       
  • THE FRACTURED PUBLISHER - quarterly e-zine; humor, all genres (fic/nonfic/art). Pay: exposure. Words: 2k max. RT: 4-6 weeks. Reprints: yes (not preferred). E-subs: only (IBoE). (Q).   [Top]

     
  • FUNNY TIMES - monthly print; Humor, Politics, & Fun (fic/nonfic/B&W art). Pays $60, $40 per cartoon. Words: 500-700. (QS).   [Top]

       
  • GAMES - bimonthly print, articles/reviews/humor/games (nonfic). Pay: $500-$1000 (buys all rights!). Words: 2k-2.5k. RT: 6-8 weeks. E-subs: YES. (QS)   [Top]

     
  • GARBAJ - e-mail/snailmail humor zine. Pay: exposure. Words: <500. RT: <6 weeks. Reprints: yes. E-subs: YES. (QS).   [Top]

      *No 'H' listings at this time*
      *No 'I' listings at this time*
      *No 'J' listings at this time*

      *No 'K' listings at this time*

      *No 'L' listings at this time*
       
  • MAD MAGAZINE - monthly print; mad humor. Pay: $500 min./page. Words: no word limits named. RT: ?. E-subs: PREFERS. (QS).   [Top]

     
  • MOTHER JONES - (formerly Mojo Wire) print/webzine; news/issues/humor (nonfic). Pay: >18¢/word. Words: ½-2½k. RT: unknown. Reprints: no. E-subs: e-queries only. (Q).   [Top]

       
  • NARWHAL - quarterly print/weekly webzine; humor/satire (fic/flash/nonfic/poem/art/photo/comics). Pay: exposure. Words: no limits. RT: <2 months. Reprints: yes. E-subs: ONLY. (QS).   [Top]

       
  • OPEN SPACES QUARTERLY - quarterly print; insightful fiction, humor (fic/nonfic/poem). Pay: comparable to high-quality regional magazines. Words: 2-5k. E-subs: NO! (Q).   [Top]

      *No 'P' listings at this time*
      *No 'Q' listings at this time*

        NEW LISTING: 16 October 2008
    Robert Laughlin
  • THE RANDOM EYE - annual (January) eZine; sf/h/f/df/SpecFic/humor, no "hard" sf (fic/nonfic/poem/art). Pay: $10. Words: 2-10k. RT: <1 month. Reprints: query. E-subs: ONLY. (QS).   Yearly Reading Period: February to December, or when filled.   [Top]

     
  • ROSEBUD - quarterly print; mainstream & genre (fic/nonfic/poem). Pays $25. Words: 1.2-2.5k. RT: 40 days (w/ paid $1 reading fee). Reprints: no. E-subs: no. J. Roderick Clark, Editor/Publisher (no e-mail).   [Top]

      *No 'S' listings at this time*
       
  • TRAVELWISE MAGAZINE ONLINE - webzine & print; travel. Pays CA$25 for 750-850 words. Vic Foster, Publisher/Editor.   [Top]

      *No 'U' listings at this time*
      *No 'V' listings at this time*
       
  • WILD VIOLET - quarterly literary webzine (fic/nonfic/poem/art/photo/cartoons). Pay: exposure. Words: no limits. RT: <several months. Reprints: seldom. E-subs: YES. (QS).   [Top]
             Issue Deadlines (but always open to subs): 31 Dec, 30 Mar, 30 Jun, 30 Sept

     
  • THE WRITER - monthly print; nonfic for writers. Pays $25-500 for up to 3½k words. RT: ?. E-subs: query first. (Q).   [Top]

      *No 'X' listings at this time*

      *No 'Y' listings at this time*

      *No 'Z' listings at this time*

     

    GREETING CARDS

    ! ! ! Remember: always get guidelines before submitting ! ! !


  • AMBERLEY GREETING CARD CO.
    Dave McPeek
    11510 Goldcoast Dr.
    Cincinnati, OH 45249-1695 USA
    Pays $150 per card idea
    Submit max. 10 ideas per batch
      [Top]

  • BLUE MOUNTAIN E-CARDS
    (has contests)
    Web Site
      [Top]

  • CARDMAKERS
    Peter D. Diebold
    P.O. Box 236, 66 High Bridge Rd.
    Lyme, NH 03768 USA
      [Top]

     
  • COMSTOCK CARDS
    David Delacroix
    600 S. Rock, Suite 15
    Reno, NV 89502-4115 USA
    Web Site (1 report of adult material & spyware)
    Pays $50-75 per card idea
      [Top]

  • CURRENT, INC.
    Freelance Editors
    Box 2559
    Colorado Springs, CO 80901-2559 USA
    tel: (719) 594-4100
    Pays $100
      [Top]

  • DCI STUDIOS
    Scott Oppenheimer
    4006 Central
    Kansas City, MO 64111 USA
    Send 25-50 ideas per batch
      [Top]

  • DESIGN DESIGN INC.
    Tom Vituj
    P.O. Box 2266
    Grand Rapids, MI 49501-2266 USA
    Send 12 ideas per batch
      [Top]

  • GALLANT GREETINGS
    Chris Allen
    P.O. Box 308
    Franklin Park, IL 60131 USA
    Web Site
    Send 20 ideas per batch
      [Top]

  • HALLMARK - CRWEB
    Creative Staffing and Development
    2501 McGee, MD 444
    Kansas City, MO 64108
    Web Site
    Currently using little freelance work
      [Top]

  • MARIAN HEATH GREETING CARDS, INC.
    Art Department Submissions
    9 Kendrick Road
    Wareham MA 02571
    U.S.A.
    (QS)
    Web Site
    Occasionally purchases editorial and will consider unsolicited verse submissions appropriate for Everyday and seasonal card occasions. Publishes a diverse line of cards with sentiments that include traditional, inspirational, conversational, whimsical, and humorous.
      [Top]

  • OATMEAL STUDIOS
    Helene Lehrer
    P.O. Box 138W3
    Rochester, VT 05767 USA
    Pays $75 per idea - GLs on website
    Web Site
      [Top]

  • PARAMOUNT CARDS, INC.
    Editorial Department
    400 Pine St.
    Pawtucket, RI 02860 USA
    Submit 10-12 rhymed or unrhymed verse ideas per batch
      [Top]

     
  • ROCKSHOTS, INC.
    Bob Vesce
    91-17 77th Street
    Woodhaven, NY 11421
    U.S.A.
    tel: (718) 296-4486
    fax: (718) 296-4977
    Adult Alternative Greeting Cards
    Submit up to 10 ideas per batch.
    Pays $50 per gag line
    Web Site (WARNING: Adult Material!)
      [Top]

  • SUNRISE PUBLICATIONS, INC.
    Kevin Kleine
    P.O. Box 4699
    Bloomington, IN 47402-4699 USA
    tel: (812) 336-9900
    E-mail submissions OK - GLs on website
    Web Site
      [Top]

  • VAGABOND CREATIONS, INC.
    George F. Stanley, Jr.
    2560 Lance Dr.
    Dayton, OH 45409 USA
    tel: (937) 298-1124
    Pays $15-$25 per idea
      [Top]

  • WARNER PRESS, PUBLISHERS
    Robin Fogle
    1200 E. Fifth St., P.O. Box 2499
    Anderson, IN 46018-9988 USA
    Religious, inspirational - pays $20-$35 per idea.
      [Top]

  • WEST GRAPHICS
    Production Department
    1117 California Dr.
    Burlingame, CA 94010 USA
    Adult humor, send 20-30 ideas per batch
    Pays $60-$100
      [Top]



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