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HUMOR & GREETING CARDS MARKETS
Humor Markets     Greeting Card Markets

Last Updated: Wednesday, 1 February 2012

11 Story/Article & 15 Greeting Card Markets



This page contains Pro, Paying & 4theLuv markets that accept humorous fiction, nonfiction, poetry, or other forms, that do not include fiction written by the publisher(s), editor(s), or staff. Read the complete guidelines carefully before submitting. Try to read at least one issue to get a feel for what is wanted. If in doubt contact the editor. US ($), UK (£), or EU (€) currency are used unless otherwise noted. Addresses are US unless noted otherwise. These listings are provided in good faith with the belief the info is correct, but Ralan.com accepts no responsibility for any errors or omissions in them. The fact that an entry is listed here is no guarantee that said entity will ever publish anything. Contact with any editor or publisher is at the contributor's own risk. Ralan.com encourages all potential contributors to do a web search of the editor's and/or publisher's name before submitting to them. Each visitor assumes all risk associated with the use or misuse of the information here.

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- THE LISTINGS -

Click on Publication Title for Full Guidelines
Click on E-subs: LINE for Submission Details

The editor's e-mail link is for Info/Queries only if marked (Q),
... and the E-subs address(es) will found in the guidelines.
The e-address is for Info/Queries & E-subs if marked
(QS)


UPDATE - 10 October 2011: PubSched change
Robert Laughlin
  • ANDROMEDA SPACEWAYS INFLIGHT MAGAZINE (ASIM) - quarterly print; sf/f/h, keyword: fun (fic/nonfic/poem/art). Pay: 1.25AU¢/word (AU$20 min.), AU$10 for poetry & Flash. Words: <10k (<20k for subscribers & Aus/NZ writers). RT: <7 months. Reprints: query. E-subs: ONLY. (Q).   [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011:
    Robert Laughlin
  • DEFENESTRATION - triannual (nonfic year-round) webzine; humor, any genre (fic/nonfic/poem/art/comics/flash video). Pay: exposure. Words: <4k (nonfic=2k). RT: <1 week. Reprints: yes. E-subs: ONLY. (QS).   [Top]
    Fiction/Poem Reading Periods: 20Dec-5Apr; 20Apr-5Aug; 20Aug-5DecDeadline: 1st Issue Debut:

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: multisub change
    Robert Laughlin
  • FUNNY TIMES - monthly print; all topics (fic/cartoons). Pay: fic=$60, cartoons=$25-$40. Words: 500-700. RT: <several months. E-subs: NONE. (QS).   [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: PubSched change
    Robert Laughlin
  • GAMES - 10x per year print, articles/reviews/humor/games (nonfic). Pay: $500-$1000 (buys all rights!). Words: 2k-2.5k. RT: 6-8 weeks. E-subs: YES. (QS)   [Top]

  • GARBAJ - e-mail/snailmail humor zine. Pay: exposure. Words: <500. RT: <6 weeks. Reprints: yes. E-subs: YES. (QS).   [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: no e-mail submissions or queries
    Robert Laughlin
  • MAD MAGAZINE - monthly print; mad humor. Pay: $500 min./page. Words: no word limits named. RT: ?. E-subs: NONE. (QS).   [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new link to new online guidelines
    Robert Laughlin
  • MOTHER JONES - (formerly Mojo Wire) print/webzine; news/issues/humor (nonfic). Pay: >18¢/word. Words: ½-2½k. RT: unknown. Reprints: no. E-subs: e-queries only. (Q).   [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: publisher-editor/response time/word count changes
    Robert Laughlin
  • NARWHAL - quarterly print/weekly webzine; humor/satire (fic/flash/nonfic/poem/art/photo/comics). Pay: exposure. Words: <2k. RT: ?. Reprints: yes. E-subs: ONLY. (QS).   [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: word count change
    Robert Laughlin
  • OPEN SPACES QUARTERLY - quarterly print; insightful fiction, humor (fic/nonfic/poem). Pay: comparable to high-quality regional magazines. Words: fic=2-5k; nonfic=1½k-4k; poetry=no epics. E-subs: NONE (Q).   [Top]

  • WILD VIOLET - quarterly literary webzine (fic/nonfic/poem/art/photo/cartoons). Pay: exposure. Words: no limits. RT: <several months. Reprints: seldom. E-subs: YES. (QS).   [Top]
             Issue Deadlines (but always open to subs): 31 Dec, 30 Mar, 30 Jun, 30 Sept

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: response time change
    Robert Laughlin
  • THE WRITER - monthly print; nonfic for writers. Pays $25-500 for up to 3½k words. RT: 6-8 weeks. E-subs: QUERY FIRST. (Q).   [Top]


    GREETING CARDS

    ! ! ! Remember: if not given here, always ask for guidelines before submitting ! ! !
    Hint: Card companies work about six months in advance. For seasonal cards think that far ahead.



  • BLUE MOUNTAIN ARTS PAPER CARD/SPS STUDIOS
    Actively seeking freelancers; Pay: card=$300; poem in anthology=$50; GLs send on request via e-mail (see below for address)
    Range of cards: Family, friends, occasions, inspiration, encouragement.
    Style of cards: Sentimental and conversational; a few lines to two and a half pages. No humor or one-liners, please.
    Postal and e-mail submissions welcome. Format for submission: Postal: typewritten, one poem per page, name on each page; e-mail: type work in the body of the e-mail, we won't accept attachments or website links. In either case, please include mailing address and phone number. Submit any number of poems at a time.
    • Editorial Department
    • P.O. Box 1007
    • Boulder, CO 80306
    • U.S.A.
    Tel: (303) 417-6513
    Fax: (303) 447-0939
    Web Site


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    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • CARDMAKERS
    Peter D. Diebold
    P.O. Box 236, 66 High Bridge Rd.
    Lyme, NH 03768 USA
    Web Site
      [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • COMSTOCK CARDS
    David Delacroix
    600 S. Rock, Suite 15
    Reno, NV 89502-4115 USA
    Web Site
    Pays $50-75 per card idea
      [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • DCI STUDIOS
    Scott Oppenheimer
    4006 Central
    Kansas City, MO 64111 USA
    Web Site
    Send 25-50 ideas per batch
      [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • DESIGN DESIGN INC.
    Tom Vituj
    P.O. Box 2266
    Grand Rapids, MI 49501-2266 USA
    Web Site
    Send 12 ideas per batch
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    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • DESIGNER GREETINGS
    Broad range of cards

    Writers send submissions with SASE to:
    • Attn: Editorial Dept.
    • 11 Executive Avenue
    • Edison, New Jersey 08817
    • USA
    Telephone: 732-662-6700 or (800) 654-6960
    Fax: (866) 981-0151
    Web Site
      [Top]

  • FREEDOM GREETING CARD CO.
    Actively seeking freelancers; pay unknown; GLs on web site.
    Broad range of cards.
    Send submissions (with SASE) to:
    • Freedom Greeting Card Co.
    • Attn: Art Department
    • 774 American Drive
    • Bensalem, PA 19020
    • U.S.A.
    Web Site Guidelines

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  • HALLMARK - CRWEB
    Creative Staffing and Development
    2501 McGee, MD 444
    Kansas City, MO 64108
    Web Site
    Currently using little freelance work
      [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • MARIAN HEATH GREETING CARDS, INC.
    Art Department Submissions
    9 Kendrick Road
    Wareham MA 02571
    U.S.A.
    (QS)
    Web Site
    Submission Guidelines
    Occasionally purchases editorial and will consider unsolicited verse submissions appropriate for Everyday and seasonal card occasions. Publishes a diverse line of cards with sentiments that include traditional, inspirational, conversational, whimsical, and humorous.
      [Top]

  • MOONLIGHTING CARDS
    Contests & e-mail submissions
    Web Site Guidelines
      [Top]

  • NOVO CARD PUBLISHERS
    Actively seeking freelancers; pay is negotiated; GLs on web site
    Broad range of cards. Humor, friendship, and seasonal. All styles of verses and art, with some no-no's (see GLs).
    Postal and e-mail submissions welcome: send one 3x5 card (or one e-mail) with TYPE OF CARD (yes, in caps), outside prose, marked as (o), inside prose, marked as (i), name, and address (samples in GLs) per idea to:
    • Novo Card Publishers
    • 7570 N. Croname Road
    • Niles, IL 60714
    • U.S.A.
    • attn: Art Department
    Tel: (847) 588-3220
    Fax: (847) 588-3508
    Web Site Guidelines
    (e-mail submissions, questions, & info)
      [Top]

  • OATMEAL STUDIOS
    Postal submissions welcome: mainly wants short, non-rhyming humor prose; send one 3x5 card with verse/sentiment, name, and address (samples in GLs) per idea to:
    • Oatmeal Studios
    • P.O. Box 138WP
    • Rochester, VT 05767 USA
    • Attn: Editorial Dept.
    Actively seeking freelancers — pays $75 per idea — GLs on website
    Online Guidelines
    (questions, info, & e-mail submissions — query first for format!
      [Top]

  • ROCKSHOTS, INC.
    Bob Vesce
    91-17 77th Street
    Woodhaven, NY 11421
    U.S.A.
    tel: (718) 296-4486
    fax: (718) 296-4977
    Adult Alternative Greeting Cards
    Submit up to 10 ideas per batch.
    Pays $50 per gag line
    Web Site (WARNING: Adult Material!)
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    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new URL
    Robert Laughlin
  • VAGABOND CREATIONS, INC.
    George F. Stanley, Jr.
    2560 Lance Dr.
    Dayton, OH 45409 USA
    tel: (937) 298-1124
    Web Site
    Pays $15-$25 per idea
      [Top]

    UPDATE - 10 October 2011: new editor/URL/postal address
    Robert Laughlin
  • WARNER PRESS, PUBLISHERS

    Or by postal mail to:
    Karen Rhodes, Senior Editor
    Warner Press, Inc.
    1201 East Fifth Street
    Anderson, Indiana 46012, USA
    Web Site
    Religious, inspirational - pays $20-$35 per idea.
      [Top]


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